Humour....

Have you ever been in love? Nah, I'm just kidding. I hate it when people talk about nothing but how much they love their significant other. We get the fucking point, man. No one cares how many times you banged your lovely girlfriend in the last hour. Jeez, get a fucking life, other than the inside of your lover's mouth. Goddamn. 

Oh, but off that topic.... Ever been stoned? It isn't worth it. It sucks, and you start thinking about the things you've done that you regret in your life.... Ahh, I'm rather sleepy, and I've found that I'm ranting.

G'night, dear patrons.